![]() Why: When you’ve made it to the top, the first people to be happy for you are your girlfriends. ![]() Don’t think that you’re better than your friends. Girl World Interpretation: Your sh*t does stink. Never get high on your own supplyīiggie Definition: Don’t smoke your own crack. Related: Regina George's mom, Kris Jenner, Kim Zolciak. Not confirmed, but just throwing it out there.” Example: “Stacy totes didn’t use a condom. What’s a talkative girl gon’ do about it: Gossip with your housewifey Mom. Why: In girl world, you can pretty much tell your gal pals anything – except when you hate your BFF's engagement ring. Girl World Interpretation: Keep your sh*t to yourself. Never trust nobodyīiggie Definition: Keep your sh*t to yourself. Related: Irish exits suddenly acquiring an affinity for whisky. When you act predictable, you fall into a trap. Why: Everyone else secretly wants to do the same and now you just beat them to it. Or, pretend to have recently diagnosed dietary restrictions when you opt to go on a gluten-free diet. Girl World Interpretation: Don’t let on to the group that you’re really going home early to drunkenly feed your cat and watch Bravo in your undies. Never let them know your next moveīiggie Definition: Don't walk home loaded as f*ck and forget it's your turn to babysit Grandma. Example: Come in my car - I got this personal driver through work. What a rich girl gon' do about it: L’art de humblebrag. Be the rich bitch who all the girls are like, “but she’s sooo down-to-earth though.” ![]() Why: Too much richness breeds jealousy and pockets don’t really go with this outfit anyway, Biggie knew that. Girl World Interpretation: Don’t let everyone know how much your dad bankrolls your lifestyle. Never let no one know how much dough you holdīiggie Definition: Don’t reveal your stake. Here are the 10 Crack Commandments of Girl World. Just as you wouldn't trust a fellow user to watch your stash, you can't rely on a frenemy to give you an honest opinion on your outfit. In Girl World, like Crack World, there is an unspoken set of codes that keeps the order among the groups. After all, aren't his lyrics open to interpretation? While Biggie specifically applied these laws to the drug world, we found that these were extremely appropriate for Girl World as well. Like Moses before him, Biggie passed down a set of commandments to be followed by his disciples, which he affectionately called "The 10 Crack Commandments." ![]()
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